Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Tyler Joseph

Lead singer of Twenty One Pilots, based in Columbus, Ohio.

tyler joseph - noun, a precious smol bean

me: jesus fucking christ just make a normal definition

by cellery sticks May 19, 2018

Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...

Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!

by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010

Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

by naxt December 16, 2013

baby joseph

the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, never the same, totally unique soon to be born child of Jenna and Tyler Joseph

Clikkie 1: I'm so excited for baby joseph to be born!!!
Clikkie 2: I know rightttt!!!

by clikkieparxie69 January 7, 2020

Trevor Joseph Hawkins

It means to like to fish

small pp too

I like to do Trevor Joseph Hawkins on the weekends

by Trevor Hawkins April 1, 2022

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school

yp: eh u what sch ah?
xmm: im frm chij st. joseph's convent la bdh

by uhmyalol September 23, 2022