iShit

To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.

Can be used as both noun and verb.

(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.

As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.

by Sir Squishy March 7, 2008

Ishawn

An extremely sexy black man.

DAAAAMN! He fine, but he sure as hell ain't no ISHAWN!!

by CLC<3 February 8, 2009

Ishaan Sharma

Possibly the hottest indian alive, also the smartest indian alive. All the chicks go for him...he's just that good.

Ishaan Sharma is hot

by Joshua Sheridan February 12, 2009

Ishowspeed

A retard that has beef with talking ben

Person1:/
Are you subscribed to ishowspeed?
Person2:
Nah

by Market plier March 6, 2022

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Kiyotaka Ishimaru is a male character from the popular franchise, “danganronpa”. All u need to know about him before playing the game is that he’s the gayest guy ever and is probably autistic. We also never call him a genius here

(Person one): “Wow! Did you see that guy running- I mean walking in the halls today? He was like 5’9 feet tall and was rambling about some sexy biker dude!!”
(Person two): “Dude!!! That’s Kiyotaka Ishimaru!!”

by Y3FF1M April 20, 2021

Ishaan

The best

Wow he is so good Ishaan

by humanboy9392 May 11, 2021

to pull an ishii

to beat someone with a long slender object. Examples include: golf club (main choice), small bat, stick, fire poker, or pool stick.

Patrick was pissed at Bobby for shooting nerf balls at him and he was so tempted to pull an ishii. Patrick eventually hit Bobby with a golf club.

by hihoroll09 January 9, 2008