have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

by Danny B March 16, 2005

i have been drinking watermelon

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

I have to get my prescriptions refilled

1) An unfortunate situation when a man has finally worked enough hours in his job setting to receive 2 weeks worth of vacation time to bang his wife on a tropical island. While in Fiji, he realizes his bottle of Klonopin is empty and exclaims, "OH SHIT! I HAVE TO GET MY PRESCRIPTIONS REFILLED!"

2) Stoner/Pill Popper code indicating that an individual has run out, or is almost depleted of a narcotic that they possess(ed) and are seeking to replenish their supply.

person 1: "I can't believe you smoked your entire brick!"
person 2: "Yea, I have to get my prescriptions refilled."

by sux0r September 24, 2003

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

by panicloverforev July 12, 2006

Lock Haven University

A primarily white college in the middle of no mans land, Pennsylvania. Parties all night, study all day. The college kids dont give a shit about townies and run the entire town.
It dont matter if ur black, white, latino or russian, Everyone parties together. School also has a lot of international students who are very hott. The school is about 15 mins away from State college where a lot of people go to party. Good school to get ur shyt done and graduate in time, while also having a good time. Some people think its boring because they never take the time to have fun with other people, instead they stick with the same cliques and complain when they get bored.

Lock Haven University the place where girls are hot and naked girls skinny dipping in the dike are even hotter.

by That guy who is at every party July 22, 2009

Havertown

Havertown is a suburb outside of Philadelphia. It isn't on the Main Line, but many there claim to live on it. I live in Havertown, and there are many misconceptions about it. Many jerks from the Main Line call us poor because we live outside of the very wealthy Main Line. Just because we don't have a wardrobe of Abercrombie clothes, a huge house, or go to the top private school doesn't make you better than us. It's quite possible to succeed, and I'm able to attend a top notch high school because I won scholarship money. Up yours Main Line, up yours.

"Oh, she lives in Havertown because she can't afford the main line," Bobby said.

"Actually, Havertown is a great place to live. Stop being stuck up."

by Havergirl40 January 6, 2013