Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them

Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!

by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

Dangle Hard

When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.

"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"

by 13 Vans December 12, 2012

BRING IT HARD

To take action in all ways possible.

I was in a classroom one day and the teacher said that we are going 2 to study vibes and I said bring it hard then

by Dont go there m.j. September 25, 2018

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Try-Hard

A student (typically in high school) who puts excessive effort and emotional investment in schoolwork; they will usually downplay their achievements and have extremely high standards for what qualifies as a "good" grade.

"I only have a 95 in Honors Algebra II. I barely qualify for the accelerated math course."
"Shut up, try-hard."

by GoGraystripe May 7, 2022