ginger

a person affected by the genetic disease called gingervitis. Gingers have unattractive features that include nauseous red hair, gross pale skin, and skin disfigurations called freckles. Gingers are creepy, unappealing, and hard to look at. No normal person is attracted to a ginger, and therefore would not want to carry on any kind of sexual relationship with a ginger. This is the reason there are so few gingers in the world. Most people don't wish to carry on any kind of relationship with a ginger, mush less a relationship involving physical contact. There is no cure for gingervitis, but some gingers compensate for their disease by dying their hair brown or blond and tanning frequently. Those that don't will face a life full of rejection.

Example 1:

Sam - Look at that gross family of gingers that walked by.
Will - I know, those things creep me out.
Sam - I wish they would all just die off.
Will - That is the wish of any normal person

by TC:NY August 31, 2011

ginger asian

a person whose ancestral origin draws from the far east, typically past Russia. however, at birth they already had a horrible genetic disease known as Gingervitus... its tragic really. the asian community typically has a resistance to the Gingervitus gene defect, but occasionally one unlucky child is born with freckles and red hair. like the common ginger, they lack souls as well

"hey man did you see that girl? shes a ginger!"
"thats not all, shes also an asian!"
"ewww a ginger asian? thats icky"

by garbear:) May 18, 2011

black and white ginger

A ginger person who tries to hide the fact that they are ginger by shooting their Bebo/MSN picture in monochrome mode, making them look like they have dark hair.

Person 1: "Look at Nick's bebo pic, it's black and white!"

Person 2: "He's just trying to hide his hair colour by making himself a black and white ginger"

by Tom from Gloster December 9, 2008

ginger

hair colour between red and blonde.

"you have ginger hair"

by jon davidsonson September 13, 2006

Ginger teeth

Somebody who has really badly dis-coloured teeth.

Dont kiss me with those ginger teeth.

by Dom O'Connor December 15, 2003

Ginger

A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to all, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls.

Chuck Noris is not a real Ginger

Oh no! The Ginger took my soul!

by the awesome meeee December 2, 2011

doppler ganger

to recieve oral sex while taking a dump, while also smoking a cig. and drinking a beer

i came home from work, lit a cig, got a cold beer, then went into the bathroom to take a dump...while taking a dump my girl friend gave me a blow job. i recieved a doppler ganger and loved every minute of it!

by boc January 19, 2007