by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
Get the hob goblinmug. In fanfiction spheres, a person who reads and enjoys types of fanfiction that are typically considered to be trashy or contains frowned upon tropes
Last night I was up until 4am reading a kidnapper/victim mpreg vore fic of my OTP, I'm such a trash goblin
by Trashiest_goblin April 17, 2024
Get the Trash Goblinmug. by Slygeekta December 30, 2015
Get the nard goblinmug. by Green hairbrush June 21, 2023
Get the Hobo goblinmug. You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
by Plat's gat December 19, 2021
Get the Bridge goblinmug. A new acquaintance (whether from the internet or in person) strikes a conversation wanting to be your friend, but ultimately at the end of the day they are trying to get you into a pyramid scheme / MLM.
Me: (Doing homework at the library)
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
Person: hey bro what you studying
Me: business 101
Person: oh cool, I used to take business in uni but ultimately dropped out, best decision of my life.
Me: really why did you dropout?
Person: school is not the way to success, it’s really about being around the right people.
Me: that’s cool man I’m kinda busy atm
Person: put those books down, the system is trying to play you man, I found a system that actually works, my mentor can get you on our team and you could make some money on the side.
Me: you sound like a mlm goblin bruh I’m not spreading my ass cheeks for your mentor.
by iwannaperish December 25, 2023
Get the mlm goblinmug. A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024
Get the Internet Goblinmug.