Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Heart-shaped Glasses

Referring to looking at someone and seeing y'all potentially be more than just friends.

Nah when I see her it’s like I have heart-shaped Glasses bro

by Jkrolling February 27, 2025

eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney

by Mikev646 March 24, 2017

glasses

glasses is not smart but she loves 2 ppl she is ok at hockey. and shes nice. and only only has 2 friends: bc everyone else is fake shits. and has neverrrrrrr had a bf never had her . and she is not bitchy but she complains alot, shes very oragnized but she gets in trouble with her dad a lot and is a drama queen

(ass) everyone loves glasses ass

by ching shon yung April 20, 2018

laying glass

trippin so hard that it feels like glass is being layed oppon you

yo, yesterday i took 3 hits of acid. man i was laying glass for 2 or 3 hours

by mattering mind November 29, 2010