Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

Girlfriend

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

girlfriend

What some people think is what life is all about and they fuck up their lives over it.

i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.

by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

Cole's Girlfriend Hailey

The most beautiful girl in the world. Don't get mad at her because "she's just a girl in the worldd.".

"Get those stuffies off the wall", Cole's Girlfriend Hailey said to Cole.

by TheUnknown123451 February 14, 2025

shack up with your girlfriend

what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.

Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2017