german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021

German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 2, 2024

The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking

Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"

by Piss in a bottle December 4, 2009

German Barbecue

When you take a long bratwurst style dook on her grill and then eat it.

She was such a freak, she made do a German Barbecue....

by ShizaKaiser August 21, 2025

german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.

Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*

by FGIHM April 13, 2014

German gas chamber

When a girl is eating out your asshole and you fart

I was eating his ass out last night and that son of a bitch German gas chambered me!

by Nigga Penis Dictionary Faggot January 10, 2021

3rd German Reich

Germany during 1933-1945 (Nono Germany).
The dictator is a mustached guy. He killed more than 10M people.

The 3rd German Reich's dictator was a b*tch.

by PocoCookie April 13, 2023