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German Airbrake

An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.
Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"

Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"
by He What Makes Words December 5, 2022
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The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!
I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !
by mahfakker August 8, 2012
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angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad
1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.
by harold slikk September 16, 2014
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Angry German Poop

OH,GOSH, WHERE'S ALEX PARAS ANGRY GERMAN POOP?
by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018
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grob Germaniums

Ironic way to say Großdeutschland (a German state that would include all territories of the German Empire parts of Switzerland and all of Austria)
Two people playing HOI:
-Look at my grob Germaniums
-Holy shit it's so grob
by Pole996 December 19, 2019
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german

sauerkraut eating, beer drinkin, western europeans
either they are nazis or punks, but still good engineers.
once they thought they were superior to all other human races... some still do it.
hes a fucking nazi german, who eats sauerkraut and kartoffelsalat.
by dini mueter August 13, 2006
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Germany

The country which brought forth two World Wars, Communism and Nazism, concentration camps and death camps, engineered and executed the Holocaust. Germany invented propaganda and blitzkrieg. Germany invented carpet bombing of the cities, crematoria and Cyclone B. They invented superhuman and subhuman as well as starving children to death. Germans used human hair to stuff pillows and human skin to make gloves.
Germans also make good cars.
Germany, Germans, Auschwitz, Dachau, Buhenvald,
by TrueOracle February 7, 2007
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