futhetic

Partly funny but mostly pathetic

You had so much to drink yesterday that you were futhetic

by tville33 March 25, 2011

future-fuck

(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.

(v) the act of...

He took you out again? Are you dating now..?

Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.

Well, free food for you then. Kudos.

by lemonlime99 May 21, 2011

Futon brother

When two buddies have fucked the same girl on the same futon at different times.

John- "I fucked Sarah on the futon."

Sam- "Really? So have I!"

John- "You're my futon brother!"

by Grif192 September 28, 2013

Future Music Festival

A popular Australian music festival for teenagers- who are most likely too drunk to remember which music icon they're listening to. Scallywags.

"oh those Future Music Festival teens!"

by stefc May 23, 2014

Future butterfly

Your not high now but your going to get high and be a butterfly.

Future butterfly going to spend the day higher then high-Elliott Smith

by Kiggy May 28, 2018

Futter in the Gutter

Futter is what you usually find in the Gutter. It could be any gutter in the world where you can find this thing called "Futter" however the best gutter to find this futter is outside the Shul in Calcutta. Usually the guard dogs outside the Shul in Calcutta are called Kangals. Daye Kangal in the Shul, Futter in the gutter! The most common use of futter is to throw this futter at people. In Sydney, Australia it is common for lanky boys to throw futter at there South African Neighbours who they often do racist impersonations.

1.Bro I just stepped in the gutter and there is all this futter on my foot.
2. Bro I went to the shul in Calcutta and found the best futter in the gutter. DAYE KANGAL IN THE SHUL.

by FUTTERINTHEGUTTER February 12, 2019

futabasfanclub

I dont know some mutual who has a crush on someone named tal IDK and likes blue spring ride... the end

futabasfanclub stop.

by I DINT MWO May 28, 2021