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Best Fraternity

Whoever says that they are the best fraternity in fact is compensating for their small penis size and their mother hen syndrome to feel loved and exalted.
They think they be the best fraternity, but they ain't got shit.
by Rebelde March 12, 2012
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Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
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h fried

The horrifying result of IOS trying to autocorrect "what?"
Recipient: "duuude, guess what?"

Deliverer: "H Fried?"

Recipient: WUT
by Christherobin December 17, 2013
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Blood Fraternity

Group of deranged sex addicts.

Generally living together in which the living area will most likely be covered in blood and shit.

One or two of the rooms in the house may be perfectly normal and clean as these are probably the frat leaders rooms.

To gain entry to a blood frat one must be butt fucked by an extremely fat and disgusting man (ie: Ryan Mendrella) while having buckets of blood poured on to them.
Man my moms gonna be pissed I joined this blood fraternity the other day....

Did you hear about that cool new blood frat house that just opened up?
by Blood Frat October 16, 2014
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Deep Fried Balls

When a man fucks a girl in the butthole and the balls of the man are hitting the fanny (panny) of the girl. that's the moment when the balls are getting deep fried
X: "So you had sex last night"
Y: "yeh i've got Deep Fried Balls."
by FUQBOII October 23, 2014
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jeepers fried chicken

by toosilly January 8, 2015
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Deep fried teabag

Like regular 'teabag' but with a ginger bawsack doing the dipping
Aye, I gied her the deep fried teabag last night
by Count Jockula July 24, 2015
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