by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024
Get the Boston Lawyermug. Thinks they're as great as New York City...but they go to NYC every month or so and New Yorkers go to Boston every 10 years or so.
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
We explored Boston in half a day! I saw a lot of dunkin donuts in the downtown area!
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
by AvadaLovecraft September 12, 2016
Get the bostonmug. The sexual act of fucking a girl in the ass the cumming on her back and forming the Red Sox logo out of your cum
by Hankhill69 October 8, 2022
Get the Boston style back shotmug. by L3pr3chaun3 January 23, 2021
Get the Stop off for a Boston tea partymug. by Griffey09 July 14, 2022
Get the Licky bostonmug. the best fuckin place there is, with 12 victory parades to prove it. no one calls it beantown, and we will send one of our preists to visit your kids if you do. rule of thumb, don’t go to dorchester. if your a spoiled college kid take your canada goose and get out. just because you go to harvard, doesn’t mean we respect you. if your one of the few that’s not irish, go to the north end. dunkin’ donuts cured our regions hunger. most people don’t have accents unless we are pissed. boston is a gift from god himself.
by fuckindopeassbitch March 6, 2019
Get the Bostonmug. This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!
by FilledWithBeans April 28, 2021
Get the The Boston Specialmug.