Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*

by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011

flying camels

pimps from SB, halla.

those bitches just got balled up by the flying camels, and now they are fuckin their hoes over there in that stretch bentley, damn...

by 6665 Trigo February 26, 2004

flying fairy

a man who is soooooo obviously gay

john: hey have you ever met Jerry?
Tom: yeah he is such a flying fairy

by ta kiki January 2, 2008

flying cockroach

Used for 'I don't care'.

When people say 'I don't give two cents', or 'I dont give a ___', instead, say 'I don't give a flying cockroach!' or 'I don't give a flying TWO cockroaches!', to make it even more dramatical.

by omw! December 19, 2008

flying around

~standing up in a moving vehicle and getting thrown against the walls
~typically used when a male is using a bathroom in a bus or trailer that is moving

"Tim is flying around back there"
"Oh Joey is flying around with Evan in the bathroom"

by erose January 16, 2017

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017

flying

Drinking alcohol before going out to a social event, most likely to avoid high bar prices.

I got a 5th of captains in da trunk, wanna fly (go flying) a bit befoe we go inside?

by hagaki May 24, 2006