Fuck

Are you serious right now?

Who the hell looks up fuck on the Urban Dictionary?!

by Shaydows October 8, 2016

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

Fuck you money

A term used to describe the phenomena of an individual having so much money that they no longer experience any financial insecurity and can boldly say fuck you to almost anyone, unfazed by the consequences of having done so.

An individual with Fuck You Money no longer gives a damm about offending nearly anyone, but may or may not have the political power and influence to be truly untouchable. Generally denotes a person having few to none day to day worries and concerns of what others may do to them.

Did you hear that Bob just won the lottery? Guy now has fuck you money and just told his former boss to kiss his ass. He quit his job and is going on a cruiser trip to South America.

by swagginson October 15, 2019

fucking fucker fuck

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.

Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!

by Nitemarish September 2, 2009

Shut The Fuck Up

Precisely what people should do instead of posting shitty Instagram stories of the meaning of their names on Urban Dictionary.

*Tushar* *Posts Shitty Urban Dictionary Story*

*Me*- Shut the fuck up!

by Dingdong69420 June 1, 2019

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003