Fairlyn

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

by the_MAGIC_cat May 28, 2016

Fairy

A British way of saying pussy.

Man 1: I can't do that! It's against the law...
Man 2: you fairy!!!

by Asehastly December 18, 2016

fairysquadmotha

A dank af meme account run by a super swag nerd. A fairysquadmotha is most recognized for their memes and relatability. Followers of @fairysquadmotha are referred to as "fairysquadchildren"

Person 1: Hey check out this dank meme.
Person 2: Wait omg you follow fairysquadmotha too?
Person 1: Yas! Fairysquadchild for life!

by Mgemmy February 13, 2017

fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids

The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after

by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017

Fairy Whisp

A soft sounding fart usually coming out of a lady's behind.

I was at church tonight and I smelled a fairy whisp.

by Lintinyoureye April 5, 2017

Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task

Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.

by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017

Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.

person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro

by NormanS August 15, 2017