Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.

That man Evan Galant always got the girls

by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020

Evan

He is a nice guy : )

"Oh hey look it's Evan!"
"YOOO SUP EVAN!!"

by i_like_to_ree May 4, 2022

Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE

I love Evan burns

by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018

Evan seklecki

Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap

Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe

by Evanisagod September 2, 2019

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014