Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

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Jeez this guy cannot dougie. He tries though but his foot wart limits him (allegedly). Gives good nicknames though.

What up Big Ev!
Do the Evan! (proceeds to not dougie)

by BigAus December 12, 2025

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That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.

Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.

by RCR terms June 29, 2025

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The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.

yor mom is Evans best friends

by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020

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Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women

i love evan

by imhimoo4 April 19, 2023

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Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.

“I love how cool Evan is!”

by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023

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