Evan

Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl

Man, I got a case of anal Evans yesterday

by bigboyDonger June 3, 2018

Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

Evan

An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.

I think everyone needs an Evan, just not my Evan.

by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025

Cambree Evans

A little girl who said the n word. She is a black queen as yall say

Cambree Evans said the n word

by xyobbygirlx October 9, 2020

Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes

Evan is a literal God

by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021

Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity

"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."

by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020

evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.

Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.

by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023