dutch style

When a man cuts a circular hole in a piece of bread, inserts his penis and then has sex with a woman.

I did that girl Dutch style. The sound of wet bread squishing was so satisfying.

by TalienaJMS June 24, 2017

Dutch Cucumber

A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.

I am now a man because I got the Dutch Cucumber from Jake's mom last night.

by ryanjrigel November 28, 2009

Dutch Sauna

An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, causing the room you are in to steam up. After completing that first step, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy.

While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna.

by Edbu September 15, 2008

Dutch Rudder

When someone comes up with an idea (like at work) that will benefit mainly them self and they hand the actual work off to someone else.

Getting Dutch Ruddered:

Dustin: "I think that if we stored all the files in one location, I could process the reports faster."

Chris: "That is a really good idea."

Dustin: "So do you mind clearing out your schedule for the rest of the day and start moving the files?"

by modenaPSU April 6, 2009

dutch porpoise

you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...

Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

by jewboy killah 7000 January 3, 2008

dutch cabinet

When your in bed next to your partner, and you have to fart so you stick your partners head under the covers and fart.

Holy shit! Paul just gave his wife a dutch cabinet.

by PMike DiGiacomo March 20, 2008

Dutch Sprinkler System

When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed

Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008