butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

DA DAMN GIRL

The Phrase you say to women with breast the size of Double D's.

Boy:(sees girl with big boobs) DA DAMN GIRL

Girl:excuse me?

Boy: i was admiring your tits girl

Girl:Whatever

by Stephonhimself November 27, 2009

FU-DAMN-ASS

A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster

Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!

by The Sexman January 30, 2009

JDYDJ (Just Do Your Damn Job)

Work in an place where everyone's getting into each others bizness?? Work in a place where guys be shruggin off there responsibilities onto others?

JDYDJ means just come in and do your shit and don't get in the way of me doin my shit.
Peace.

me: Dick says he didn't see the updates so he needed me to come in early. But he was lookin in the wrong place!
you: Shit man, well if he'd worry more about his work and less about micro-managing us...
me: he makes me wanna yell JDYDJ (Just Do Your Damn Job)!

by youtoo! May 11, 2009

Ba-Donka-Damn!

An extremely large ass that can't be described simply as a ba-donka-donk. Seeing one gives you an irresistible urge to say "dayummmm".

1. Ross - Check out how big Sabrina's ass is, she's got one hell of a ba-donka-donk

Me - That's no ba-donka-donk, that's a ba-donka-damn!

2. Person #1 Look how big her ass is!

Person #2 Dayuuuum...

by Lord Gibby February 21, 2011

I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!

Mosope and Tosin are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOSOPE AND TOSIN AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

by Random A34 November 2, 2020

Hot Diggity Damn

Something Southern inbreds say to express excitement or rhyme with other words

Hot diggity damn, get in my van, I like kids name Sam that I can ram with my ham

by HotDiggityDamner April 29, 2019