Coleton

Coleton is LITERALLY the definition of the perfect human being. His stunning outside layer is just the beginning of the journey, if you're lucky enough to get close to him. He can draw you in like a moth to a flame, and its up to him whether to scar you for your entire life or become the light of your entire life. He is incredible on the outside and the inside, and you'll find yourself wanting to tell him your entire life story, wanting to share every bit of your existence with him.

Coleton: Exists

God: And that, everyone, is my masterpiece

by Definitely Not Nike May 11, 2020

cutting out of the closet

the act of confessing that one is emo

1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class

2: so, he's emo, then!

by 81halohunter February 19, 2011

cleanin' out my closet

See clean out one's closet.

cleanin out my closet
cleaning out my closet

by Fangsta December 14, 2003

closetmonkey

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

by zippo man November 6, 2004

closet trick

when you watch 2 or more people have sex undetected in the closet or closest similar place (e.g. - behind a chair, etc.). To take it one step further, include a meal for youorself, like Taco Bell soft tacos out of their wrapper. Eating is very satisfying while getting away with this perve maneuver.

Once I watched my boy tag his chick while I hid in the close to fohis room and ate Taco Bell during the whole thing....She never knew we pulled a closet trick!!

by broker85032 August 29, 2006

late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

closet-goth

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.

1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.

by Meth December 11, 2003