Colton’s are companionate, and amazing friends. Often prone to depression and guilt. Very good looking and has a strong love of music, surrounded by friends with k names and has one heck of a sweet tooth
I love Colton
by Honestly.tho March 2, 2019
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the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
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by John Luigi’s June 5, 2019
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He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.
Tells everyone what oil to run.
Nut swings off weld wheels.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.
Tells everyone what oil to run.
Nut swings off weld wheels.
by T clay June 19, 2019
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“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 26, 2019
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