mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

coffee pimpin'

1. to consume coffee in order to get highly caffinated, which in turn unveils a extremly crunk level of pimpin skills;

2. to go to the campus library pretending to study; but instead consume coffee from a pimp cup and pull a bitch

James went to the library during finals week and was coffee pimpin' on
some sorority bitches.

by James Leach July 20, 2008

gay up the coffee

adding a little Scotch, Whisky, Gin, Vodka, or really any alcohol, to your mornin' coffee

Oh do be a darling and gay up the coffee, will you? Thaaaaanks!

by Sudoku December 25, 2007

coffee grinder

When a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his cock while licking his ass at the same time.

Last night i received a "coffee grinder" from this chick.

by Brad B. May 3, 2004

Coffee Belly

1. The sloshy, full feeling one gets from drinking too much coffee. Usually happens right before Lunch Time.

2. The lack of appetite due to said coffee consumption.

Kedo: "Hey Perry, It's 11:31, I'm starving. Let's go eat"
Perry: "I just finished a coffee, and I'm gonna wait until this Coffee Belly goes away"
Scott: "What the hell does that mean? You just made that up"
Perry: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It is LEGIT."

by Perry27 August 18, 2008

Colombian coffee

cocaine first thing in the morning.

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."

by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 28, 2013

Coffeegrinder

The act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling "Beans and Cornbread, i said Beans and Cornbread"

"I was practicing my coffeegrinders for jazz, and i tripped over a glass of lemonade"

by Matt Shaud April 25, 2003