Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.
At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.
by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014
Get the pull-a-christianmug. A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017
Get the crisis christianmug. A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
by kenneman June 8, 2021
Get the Kevin Christianmug. A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s
“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”
by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023
Get the Rehab Christianmug. 1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.
2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion
3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.
4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.
5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.
6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.
7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion
3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.
4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.
5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.
6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.
7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"
by Sith-Mother Stefani May 2, 2023
Get the Christian Harassmentmug. A family friendly stream that embraces core christian values, such as clean, appropriate humor and the value of the almighty influence of god.
by like70bunnys March 8, 2018
Get the christian streammug. A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.
Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017
Get the christian bautistamug.