desk cum

When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.

Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?

by Jeromezone May 6, 2019

Cum Giggles

The act of bursting into uncontrollable giggles/laughter moments after you orgasm.

He had a serious case of the Cum Giggles because he burst out laughing as soon as he orgasmed.

by TimesHero June 7, 2018

Cum Bucket

1. A hoe that after she dumps you goes and fucks everyone of your friends then your dad because all she likes is fresh cum in her ass just like when your little sister finds out she likes dick.
2. Could also be a bucket that all your friends cum in for 2 months then dump it on the cum bucket that fucked all your friends.

Friend 1: "hey u know that girl i was dating last week? ya well turns out she's a cum bucket cause she broke up with me then fucked all six of my friends."
Friend 2: "That sucks man. She's great at sex though dude i did her good."
Friend 1: "well as long as u went 100% i guess it's okay..."

by Professor Cockermcblockerson June 8, 2018

cum fist

When you grab handful of semen and squelch it between your fingers and displace it into an orifice as lubricant. e.g A vagina or butthole

Open up here comes the cum fist!

by cumfist OG October 23, 2017

cum nuke

When you edge so much that the cum builds up then you finally release the power.

I released the cum nuke to destroy all nations

by Dicasarus October 28, 2017

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen

Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white

by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017