coverer

An ass-cessory that transforms your cats awful puckered up butt hole into a shimmering jewel.

Check out my the sparkly butt hole coverer on Puss. She's such a princess!

by Di Beatties December 5, 2017

clevering

Brainstorming in a group to come up with clever urban dictionary definitions!

It took our group a few cocktails and some clevering to come up with “crotch googling” to submit to urban dictionary.

by Clevering May 2, 2018

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

Coverhemd

An ironing method for and by lazy people, aimed at the real sloths among the lethargic.

It consists of just ironing the collar and the front of the shirt. This makes the shirt seem ironed from a great distance with narrowed eyes.

The ironing style was devised in 1898 by a murmuring young man named Co and is still widespreadingly used to this day. Because the young man was named Co and the Dutch word for shirt is 'overhemd', a creative contraction resulted in the term 'Coverhemd'.

Co was very proud on the seemingly ironed look of his 'Coverhemd', despite of all the obvious creaks in the sleeves and the backside.

by BitterballoII June 12, 2018

Cleveritis

When you try to be clever but it backfires and causes a lot of chaos on misery.

The other day I was on Urban Dictionary and caught a severe case of Cleveritis and now I feel poopy and stupid.

by Worstmomever September 9, 2018

Coover

A person that is cool and has a larger than average dong

"Coover is a G"

by Coovster November 8, 2018

Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018