Butter Slug

(Noun)

When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .

“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “

by Benson house December 17, 2017

Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

by Butterboy420 April 27, 2021

recto butter

An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. Advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. Cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger butter the next morning. Otherwise a blowback to 70s butter. Bastardised use of the term rectum butter. Back in the day was called a 'kling on'. TUCKERS TIP: No matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow butter. Best removed by foreplay. sometimes called ass junipers

Mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto butter daddy always talks about?

No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.

by Afternoon delight September 26, 2007

croc-butter

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

dude, i've got some really bad croc-butter going on right now.

by djrbkj November 17, 2007

Pit Butter

The build-up of dry deodorant.

"My pit butter is like nine inches thick today!"

by M-Dog or Captain Morgan August 14, 2008

Bung Butter

n. describes the creamy mixture of fluids that sneak out of the anus after unprotected anal sex. The base mixture contains spooge and fecal matter. It may also contain rectal blood, lubricant, spit or any other liquid that may have been inserted. Makes a great combination and sauce for the Dirty Sanchez.

Buddy, I woke up this morning, scratched my ass, and found some fresh bung butter - did you harpoon my starfish last night?

by cookie1964 February 13, 2013

camel butter

The slick residue left from a sweaty vagina

I pulled down her yoga pants after her morning workout; to reveal a trail of camel butter. Where's my toast?

by zinnyyy September 9, 2015