Brian

A not so tall yet, incredibly handsome young stud. Any girl would be the most blessed woman on earth if she was given the chance to marry Brian.

My life sucked until I met a Brian.

Brian is the kind of man I want for my daughter.

Good looks will now be rated based on a “One to Brian” scale.

by Brian9696 December 28, 2020

Brian Wiener Wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)

"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"

by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022

two bucket brian

The ability to eat two buckets of popcorn in one short movie. with a diet coke.

I cant believe he pulled a two bucket Brian.. and didn't share..

by smellmyface January 17, 2008

brian

A really hot sexy guy is a really good boyfriend and has a big dick and gets all the girls

brian is so hot

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

Brian T

When you dry hump a cow and slap it in the face with it's own poop.

Man the other day I was with my boyfriend so I decided to have him watch me pull a Brian T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Brian

Brian is a very very attractive guy with a 25 inch cock and likes to work hard everyday.

Brian will make you Cum over in 5

by anonymous November 22, 2021