by cool kid03 February 11, 2016
When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 19, 2021
A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.
by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 27, 2022
Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 17, 2020
The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.
by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022
Brian norris i an absolute fucking G. He smokes weed, knows spongebob and rides pink motor crosseres. On a normal day brian will start by rolling a joint as fat as his son charlie then kiss squidward and then do 60 backflips on a pink motor crosser
Brian norris is awsome
by Ypyo August 18, 2019
by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023