As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

Guy 1. You got a mirror in your ass? because i can see myself in it tonight. Guy 2. That pickup line was as smooth as braille

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

A.I. With The Braids

A.I. With The Braids is, given the context, a synonym for artificial intelligence, a bot (in a video game), a player (in a video game) who is absolute garbage, or in-general just a dumb person. AI Dungeon, NeuralBlender, WALL-E, CS:GO bots, and Drake can all be said to be A.I. With The Braids.

The phrase comes from the song A.I. With The Braids by The Game.

Person 1: Covid made my friend A.I. With The Braids.
Person 2: I think God should kill you.

by Works Cited May 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025