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Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.
Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.
by JesterRP May 5, 2022
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National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Can I have head its National blowjob day.
by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
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New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
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Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )
Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob
by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020
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National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Mans dick must be sucked until he cums»
"Yo how's your june 18"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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Blowjob

In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
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