Smart Price Beans

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

by miffysa July 13, 2010

swag of beans

The purest form of swag.

Cool beans and swag= swag of beans

by charlie cockhold September 18, 2013

Sweet corn beans!

Expression by Western people whenever they're surprised.

Sweet corn beans! I never realized that!

by A wild memer May 30, 2019

Throw the Beans

To flip one's shit in the face of a celebrity/to fangirl out

Tina totally threw the beans at the Morrissey concert last night.
Or
Play it cool, don't throw the beans in front of the band, okay?

by Very Freakish Flower July 16, 2019

Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.

The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans

by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022