by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023
by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023
A tiny coastal village on the south shore of Nova Scotia that is famous for its three churches that are separated by short stretch of lawn and some cracked pavement : Anglican, United and Lutheran. Summer Tourists swarm like locusts to take pictures of these churches and of sailing vessels and small yachts. Locals that make up the top three percent who can afford boats are rather a snobbish and wealthy lot. The locals like to sail, shop for expensive shoes at the trading company, feast on fair trade coffee and lobster sandwiches, and drive Daddy’s BMW. Most of the folk that work for this lot make minimum wage and work at Tim Horton’s or the Save Easy. They carefully save their pay so they, too, can buy a rambling mansion overlooking the cove or preferably, one built on an island.
Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia, is a great place to drive your beamer while sipping Perrier and pretend your shit doesn't stink. Make sure you tip the working locals who work hard to maintain the illusion of wealth and prosperity.
by Shanedeboer July 26, 2011
The area covered from the coast of Morro Bay and region encompassing San Luis Obispo, California.
Not extending south of Pismo Beach.
Not extending south of Pismo Beach.
1. "Yo dude let's hit a trip up north to surf" "where?"
"I don't know, i was thinking somewhere near Slorro Bay. Heard hazards could be firing" "for sure"
"I don't know, i was thinking somewhere near Slorro Bay. Heard hazards could be firing" "for sure"
by 2zzBomb July 29, 2024
by Leadervspeter September 18, 2018
aka Hervey Hole. It is honestly surprising that someplace so utterly dogshit can exist so close to the beautiful city of Maryborough and the stunning K'gari (Fraser) Island. Imagine that one shitty housing development down the road where the developer has obviously just prioritized sticking as many shitty houses as possible into the smallest space, without adding so much as a footpath. That's all Hervey Bay is. The beach is shit to, all fuckin silty and the island blocks the surf so its basically a glorified lake. We should declare a war with China and try and get them to bomb the fucker into the ground.
You went to Hervey Bay? Don't worry mate, we are all here for you, your going to be okay.
You know after visiting Hervey Bay every Australian is entitled to 20 free physiological sessions from medicare?
You know after visiting Hervey Bay every Australian is entitled to 20 free physiological sessions from medicare?
by Alcohol Enthusist June 03, 2024