Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

by ginger winner April 28, 2011

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

baconcore

Sizzlingly hardcore; viciously tasty, et cetera, et cetera. Abbreviated BxC

Have you seen Lights Poxleitner's tatoos? She is so baconcore.

Bacon is only BxC when cooked perfectly. Swag.

by S474N September 6, 2011

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

Bacon High

That feeling you get after consuming racks of bacon.

"Last night I was so bacon high I could barely drive"

by xHardcorexKidx December 18, 2011

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013