baconess

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

baconholic

Someone who is addicted to eating, smelling, or being in the vicinity of delicious bacon.

My name is Bob and I am a baconholic.

by Baconholic December 16, 2013

backne

Acne on a person's back. Popularised on the tv show My Mad Fat Diary.

Rae: Why don't you want to swim, Archie?
Archie: Don't tell anyone, but I've got spots on my back, and I'm embarrassed.
Rae: You mean... backne?

by teamfailure March 14, 2014

BackSnapple

1. When someone is back talking to someone in power of the moment or giving sass.

2. When someone tries on something to small and they have back fat and the back looks like it is about to snap.

Don't try to (backsnapple) me.

Girl you got (backsnapple) when you tried on that dress.

by Candyrain33 April 25, 2014

Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014

Backing on

Backing on to someone's willy, "Slipping back"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I must have backed onto your vainy love tree"

Sitting on someone's rod "Why are you backing on to my rod?"

by Ram the Jam July 28, 2014