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blurrito

A blunt made from a tortilla shell (burrito)
I just rolled me a blurrito!
by Mike@760 September 27, 2007
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boston borrito

When a guy has a chick stucking his chubby off and he's taking shit.
Hey sweetheart, will you follow me to the shitter and give me one of those boston borrito's everyone keeps talking about?
by That Couch kid May 9, 2007
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burritoed

The skill of being a dumbass and smarting off to a kid eating a chili and cheese burrito, then having the kid throw that burrito at you and having it explode on your back and go all over you and your truck.

Getting hit by a burrito.
Brandon got burritoed by the kids in the probe cause he pissed them off.

He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.
by burritoed December 2, 2005
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burritolicious

An adjective to describe an out of this world burrito. Only to be used with high enthusiasm when discussing food. Also can be used to describe something as tasty as burritos.
Hot Head Burritos is burritolicious!
by Prince John of Pharmerica February 27, 2009
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burritorrorize

to sabotage, while working in a burrito shop, causing a burrito to do something unexpectedly bad. Examples include providing excessive hot sauce or wrapping the burrito loosely so that it explodes all over a customer's shirt.
Chipotle Worker 1: That douchebag asked me to mix up the contents of his burrito before wrapping it.

Chipotle Worker 2: Burritorrorize him! We'll see who gets the last laugh when his mouth is on fire and there's a pile of beans in his lap.
by bpal1982 September 7, 2010
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Burritorship

A burritorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by a single entity, a burrito.
When Chipotle took over the world in the year 2054, it installed Senior El Burrito, thus establishing the world's first burritorship
by DJ1831 March 12, 2011
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Burritohunch

After eating a large burrito, the feeling that your spine is developing a quasimodo like hunch from the burrito's pull on your stomach.

-Erick
That massive carne asada burrito is giving me a burritohunch
by LaEnana January 11, 2011
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