Beastialnecrophillia

Beastialnecrophillia is when someone has sex with a dead animal

Dan commits Beastialnecrophillia at least three times a week

by Braves01 July 20, 2008

Bastion

Nerf bastion

I wanna be bastion

Nerf bastion

by Lil.bish December 16, 2018

Bedtime Story

The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.

Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"

Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"

by Ngoc8r February 12, 2007

Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

Beatiful

Gorgeous

Carrot Top

by Schwing May 16, 2003

bestial entrapment

Occurs when a man in the army tricks an animal into providing sexual favors.

Dude! That's not right! I think you can get arrested for bestial entrapment.

Damn.

by ploof October 18, 2008

oral beating

A euphemism describing an action of questionable origin. Often in reference to the mouth, although can be applied to any part of the body.

"What a hunty rouchemag! I'm going to give him the oral beating of his life!"

by McButler June 3, 2006