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alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.
i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving
by neosporin fucker June 7, 2012
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Alaskan Creampie

Take a condom. Fill it all the way up with cum. Freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
What is he doing in the freezer?

Probadle getting his alaskan creampie ready.

Dude, thats gross.
by speedzy94 November 11, 2012
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Alaskan Hotdog

A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.
Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.
by engaginformation March 30, 2015
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Alaska Airlines

Alaska Airlines Group, a company famously known in the aviation industry as the sorriest major airline. They will try to outsource everything, they have their own rampers they call "McGee." These are ex-thugs who were never caught with a crime yet, but are willing to work for Alaska Airlines for 11$ an hour. Alaska Airlines will try to penny pinch everything, from the food you are to its own employees. If you even heard of this airline, (not from the west coast) avoid flying on it at all cost. The work environment was so bad an ex-employee took a plane and crashed it recently. Those barrel rolls were awesome though. If you are hiring in the maintenance department, avoid hiring this group, a bunch of lazy idiots.
Hey have you flown on Alaska Airlines yet? "Yeah, last time they told me I was on my own in regards to hotel, sleep at the airport, because they only got one flight a day." and because their planes are shit with shitty service.
by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018
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alasjah

Alasjah is very fine and sexy kinda mean and a little sassy.. She likes lightskins and they be in her DMSs like"Hey u fine asf"
Alasjah is the sexys person alive but bossy and mean
by D1niya April 29, 2020
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Alaskan Lollygagger

The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.
Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.
by The Highlife March 14, 2008
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Alaskan Railway

When you take a dump, freeze the shit and use it as a dildo.
I heard that girl gave herself an Alaskan Railway.
by Chuck8675 October 16, 2008
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