bloody asshole

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".

British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.

by beastlyfbplaya51 May 08, 2010

Drunkard Asshole

Just an addition to Asshole. Being an adjective

Drunkard Asshole is one who always wants bj's 24*7 on anyone.
"Misogynistic in true sense"

Dickhead who is a fucking bastard,retarded cunt=bj

by Soul Kissed December 01, 2009

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Satan's Asshole

Australian Wi-Fi

Guy 1: Damn, you're lagging hard
Guy 2: Its because I have Satan's Asshole for wifi

by JoeSephStalin April 28, 2020

Charismatic Asshole

Someone who is by all means an asshole or douchebag but in a way helps inspires people and help push them.

Trump is a charismatic asshole because he is a huge ass but still he help lead millions of people to vote for him.

by English writer 1776 August 05, 2017

asshole baby

When you become pregnant from having anal sex the baby is called an "asshole baby"

We didn't have condoms and thought anal would be safer, little Johnny is an asshole baby!

by BozoRozo November 26, 2015

pulsating asshole

A person who waivers from their beliefs under certain situations, such as when they are intoxicated.

Veronica is a pulsating asshole. She says she is a lesbian however when she gets drunk she hits on every guy at the party.

by wadeaaronroach February 06, 2009