girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023

National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get

“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)

by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Toxic Girlfriend

A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.

Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.

by Elsey Niki March 22, 2024

girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

blasian girlfriend

something I want :( AND NOT TO FETISHIZE

Mom: Nick, is this your blasian girlfriend?
Nick: Mom wtf.

by m4rsh4llsx3 April 11, 2023

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016