smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 23, 2022

The Smile of Doom.

That smirk you get when on the outside your extremely polite but on the inside you know your fucked, for example: car crashes, not doing a hw assignment, cheating on your girlfriend

When Leslie found her boyfriend with another girl, all he did was give The Smile of Doom.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Matthew Smiles

A dude who got solod by a pillar

“You know Matthew Smiles?” “Yeah i heard he died to a pillar

by Hornyasf February 3, 2022

Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.

those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !

by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024

Smile

A curve that sets the world straight

Please note I didn’t come up with what I just wrote about a smile

by Watolee March 5, 2018

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all August 19, 2015

crackhead smile

when somebody's teeth are all broken, missing, and/or stained, they resemble that of somebody who has smoked crack all their life.

Billy has lost so many teeth, he has the crackhead smile going on there.

by harryballsax November 16, 2018