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douche bag

Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.
by Anirowned December 28, 2005
mugGet the douche bagmug.

t bagging

t bagging is when a man dips his balls into a womans mouth.
rather like a tbag being put nto a cup of tea. and thats t bagging
by chelle and chunk October 27, 2008
mugGet the t baggingmug.

Spider bags

"you got them spider bags?"
"yeah nigga, I got'em"
by joaxim June 12, 2012
mugGet the Spider bagsmug.

douche bag

the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not sirprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fesitval and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Bling Bling WBF August 4, 2003
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Secure The Bag

A phrase made popular during the Yang 2020 campaign featuring the 46th President of the United States, Andrew Yang.
Person 1: Damn, I'm so broke I can't even afford a bag of flaming hot Cheethos
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.

Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.
by BagBoi April 3, 2019
mugGet the Secure The Bagmug.

Douch Bag

A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.
That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.
by Baldassare Cossa May 2, 2009
mugGet the Douch Bagmug.

gee bag

defamatory term used to describe someone who one does not like
cuntwanker
that sharon is such a gee bag
by ciara January 16, 2004
mugGet the gee bagmug.

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