An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Irishamn is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.
My girlfriend didn't didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty Irishman. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.
by Boss Horndawg January 12, 2009
Get the Dirty Irishmanmug. The act of pure autistic behaviour but also being and intelligent and sophisticated human from time this person is also a huge simp
by Dripdrip279 April 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Ricardomug. The kind of fun that your man has when he goes out to the strip club with his friends. When he says dirty fun - you don't really want to know what he did.
Girlfriend: "so you had a good time at the strip club last night with your boys, didn't you???"
Guy: "Hell yeah it was fun...Dirty fun, but it was a good time."
Girlfriend stomps away pissed off.
Guy: "Hell yeah it was fun...Dirty fun, but it was a good time."
Girlfriend stomps away pissed off.
by Rubylicious September 27, 2008
Get the Dirty Funmug. A dirty Maddison is a girl who has a poo fetish and love to eat taco.Loves to sunflower and take body shots and is very freaky in and out the bed
by Keeksbdhhe February 29, 2020
Get the dirty maddisonmug. A group of friends who do everything together.
Eat, Drink, Bake, Sleep, Laser Tag, & Mobb, while breaking various laws in the process. Ordinary nights with the dirty dozen may include group sleepovers, midnight rendezvous, and hot boxing.
Fights and hookups can (and will) occur due to excessive contact with one another.
But no matter through good or bad, this kind of friendship is hard to come by, and is usually short-lasting. Nevertheless, the memories made in the short existance of the dirty dozen will always remain.
Eat, Drink, Bake, Sleep, Laser Tag, & Mobb, while breaking various laws in the process. Ordinary nights with the dirty dozen may include group sleepovers, midnight rendezvous, and hot boxing.
Fights and hookups can (and will) occur due to excessive contact with one another.
But no matter through good or bad, this kind of friendship is hard to come by, and is usually short-lasting. Nevertheless, the memories made in the short existance of the dirty dozen will always remain.
-"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
-"Doing something random then crashing at Niki's"
-"Oh..I assume with the dirty dozen like always..."
-"Doing something random then crashing at Niki's"
-"Oh..I assume with the dirty dozen like always..."
by RIPtheDirtyDozen September 15, 2009
Get the The Dirty Dozenmug. by miss cum and piss April 19, 2020
Get the dirty anoukmug. When a woman is wearing a strap on device and receives a blow job from a man. During the blow job she pulls out of his mouth and slaps him in the face or neck leaving a mushroom shaped bruise.
by amanda junteneun September 14, 2006
Get the dirty dustinmug.