high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.

Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(

by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016

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Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

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Philly high five

While having a 3 way with your boy, you notice his junk falls out, so you reach down and guide it back in. While doing so, you give him a few strokes to bring him back up to speed.

While tagging this chick with my boy Vinnie, I noticed he couldn’t keep up and his junk fell out. So I reached down and gave him a Philly High Five.

by Clam Digger November 28, 2023

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Chung Cheng High (Main)

A secondary school situated in Singapore, along the prestigious rows of houses along Goodman Road. The school has a rich history, recently celebrating its 74th anniversary. Chung Cheng High Main has a list of notable principals, such as Mr Chan Ying Yin, who spearheaded the school's exceptional higher chinese education. The school has a massive swampy lake in the middle, providing an ecosystem for a wide variety of wild animals such as turtles, fishes and cranes. It is rumoured that the lake was created by a WW2 bomb blast, and has since been reduced to a third of its original size. The Grand Auditorium has many underground tunnels, though not many survived to tell the tale.

Does Chung Cheng High (Main) celebrate 元宵节？
Of course, our 汤圆是圆圆的.

by chanyingyin November 23, 2021

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