You know what bobby do

No definition needed, cause you know what bobby do

Nobody: “hey chase-“
Chase: “you know WHAT BOBBY DO”

by Erie student November 25, 2019

You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse

A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.

Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.

OR

Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

How Dare You Forgive Me

The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.

I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.

by 22(god) April 17, 2019

ill call you right back

What you tell your wife when yo side bitch is calling in.

"hey honey ill call you right back its work calling in"

by bitchplease09 December 20, 2017

i'll give you 100 dollars

When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.

Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.

Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.

by DAMNTHATA THICCCCCCCCASSBOI January 4, 2020

Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

have you gone raving mad

Cheifly Northern English

Have you gone completely insane

The Moon is made out of cheese. Have you gone Raving Mad! The moon isn't made out of you silly old bat.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017