your rugs are falling out

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd

x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

by jjsmith128 October 14, 2014

going out like kobe

To die in a fiery explosion, going out in a blaze of glory

Fuck nursing homes, when I get too old to wipe my ass I'm going out like Kobe.

by The bootynator January 26, 2020

Running with your dick out

When a racer takes charge and leads the race from start to finish. This applies to running sports such as cross country or track and field.

That was a nice race! You were really running with your dick out!

by Running4fun February 13, 2021

National Make Out Day

A day where everyone single or taken has to makeout with someone

Hey bob, let’s make out!

Ew no, I wouldn’t do that with you!
But it’s National Make Out Day.
Ugh, fine.

by crackbabyjohn September 11, 2019

Ask Keionna out day

Today is the day all you boys ask Keionna out

"Hey Keionna wanna go out?"
"I would always go out with you Darnelle"
Ask Keionna out day means today is the day you ask out Keionna

by SoapySophie55 February 11, 2021

Threw out the first pitch

Jerking your dong in the bathroom of a stadium

I threw out the first pitch at Yankee stadium right on my hotdog

by Regina2323 August 4, 2015

whipping out the soy sauce

to invite anybody with unpaid parking tickets to an orgy; nigger vigor.

ayy dawg! ayee finna get this schlong sweet and sour. naw man i got to make a cameo at an orgy doe. (in unison) WHIPPING OUT THE SOY SAUCE!!!

by REPO MAN May 2, 2014