some circus shit

Freakishly amazing circumstances.

adam: yeah so right before we start having sex she whispers to me, "I have two pussies."
josh: Oh, wow.
adam: and i was really drunk so i just started in at one, and it was the wrong one.
josh: that's unbelievable.
adam: yeah, i definitely went for the wrong one and i felt it go, "rriiipp!" Oh my gosh, it was some circus shit.

by Duder O'Malley April 4, 2006

Shit Ass Ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008

Like shit to stink

A variation of the phrase "Like stink to shit". Doesn't really matter what order it's in, because wherever there's a stink, you can count on some shit being near by.

-Hey holmes, wanna go get BK'ed?
-Ya man, I'm on it like shit to stink.

by juniper July 23, 2005

cutty that shit out

to cease from doing something.

Bob was being annoying, so I told him to cutty that shit out.

by jajfjafj June 11, 2003

conya-shit-faecas

conya is the term that travellers use as shit

eat my conya ball which means eat my shit ball

by ethan March 5, 2005

shit dick rick

while screwing a girl in the ass, she accidently shits on your dick. then you pull it out and yell: i'm Rick James bitch as you stick it in her mouth.

that bitch done shit on my dick again so this time i yelled that i was rick james bitch, and shoved it in her mouth and made her clean it up.

by n chamberlain October 4, 2004

"Oh Shit" Bar

The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.

"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."

by D. Gould October 9, 2006