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National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023
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Why Does she not love me

it will be ok man
Why Does she not love me

cause your ugly man
by my pp is just tooo hard March 24, 2021
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?

Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.
1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.
by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023
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me

not me, but you, but me you!
wanna go to the movies wi--forget this, you should know what this means.
by Zombiesmitters May 6, 2015
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