by Oneadam24 May 13, 2025
Get the high fructose corn syrup daddy mug.A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025
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Get the High Caloriesha mug.when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis
by therealpinger May 18, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.> mug.by ShellyD June 30, 2023
Get the habanero high five mug.When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
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