by Handle100 August 8, 2023
Get the I don't like Syakeel he beat memug. by PoggoisPuggo. February 7, 2018
Get the no memug. This was written by a very wise fatty as this piece of intellectual text has made this fatties life extraordinary. This fatty was so happy that he proved to his boys that he gets some puss. We are all happy for him as he has proven himself to be da top darg. This has impacted his life positively as he realises fat boys get some as well. The trenches love u fatty and never stop getting those videos. Signing out.
From Oblock da family
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From Oblock da family
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by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
Get the She sent me two videos 🤤🤤mug. by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019
Get the Has me deadmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT MEmug. Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
Get the Because it's politically inconvenient for memug. (n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
Get the Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Poppedmug.